Mister President of European Council,

The undersigned Romania, inhabited in Central and Eastern Europe, asks you to approve my query for the next wave EU integration in on January 1st, 2007. I have to say this is not the first query I subscribe to you, but time to time I feel the need to renew it, in case that you are too busy with bigger problems than the wishes of a very small country. I know I wasn’t appreciated for my efforts in changing the system and I know that your protractors are still grumbling. I want your forgiveness for giving some of our most important military bases to my friend U.S.A. but I really had to do this. But, I promise I’ll buy very soon some new land from the Romanian peasants allowing you to finish your project of the European highway to the Black Sea. I want to thank you for your kindness in helping me with rebuilding houses in the areas affected by floods, and please receive as gratitude from me the small pack attached to this letter.

From Bucharest, not Budapest,
Sincerely yours,

ROMANIA

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